The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan
borrowed two bucks from Denis Leamy and forgot to pay him back
You are what you eat. That is why Paul O'Connells diet consists entirely
of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an
immovable object" was finally solved when David Wallace punched himself
in the face
Denis Leamy sold his soul to the devil for his ability to never feel pain
and unparalleled strength. Shortly after the transaction was finalised,
Leamy bounced the devil before dumping him on hiss ass and taking his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has
to fear is Paul O' Connell
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break David wallace
open you would find another David Wallace inside, only smaller and angrier.
An Englishman once tried to throw a ball over Denis Leamy's
head......This has gone down as the biggest mistake in rugby history
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Paul O'Connell
Superman owns a pair of David Wallace pyjamas
Denis Leamy once had a near death experience...needless to say death now
refuses to come near him
On Moh's hardness scale, diamond is a 10. Paul O'Connell is an 11.
David Wallace wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the
players on the other team
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't
kill me." Too bad Denis Leamy doesn't believe in magic
The world record for most simultanaeous female orgasms was set when Paul
O' Connell took off his top in Paris
David Wallace is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right shoulders
Denis Leamy is Bruce Wayne
Paul O'Connell appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the length
of the screen and bust his opponent earning him a " Flawless Victory". When
asked about this "glitch," O'Connell replied, "That's no glitch."
As a child David Wallace used to hunt alligators in the Shannon. I know
what you are thinking: "There are no alligators in the Shannon". Yeah...Now!
Denis Leamy hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't
believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws
paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he
takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I
thought your paper would protect you."
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Paul
O'Connell has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Denis Leamy Paul O' Connel and David Wallace once went to Wembley to see
England v Ireland in a soccer match. They stood in the middle of the
English crowd in their Irish jerseys. This has gone down in history as the only time a whole stadium sang the away teams national anthem and a minute silence was held for the home teams'.
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